What is Fromunda Cheese?
1.
Viscous liquid or paste which can be scraped from under the forskin or applebag and emits an ordor similar to that of the asshole of a rotting carcas. The substance is good for wiping on fellow varsity football players and lubricating door hinges.
Last years Two-a-days were so hot it allowed us to produce and package over 62 gallons of fromunda cheese.
2.
The residue and/or mud-like substance found in, under, and around the male genetalia as a result from neglect and uncleanliness.
guy 1 "ugh, what's that smell?"
Webster "that's fromunda cheese."
guy 1 "what the hell is fromunda cheese? where do you find that?"
Webster "FROMUNDA YA BALLZ!"
3.
The substance found on the underside of the scotum, usually after profuse sweating, or after normal hygene activities have been halted for an extended amount of time. It is commonly slightly viscuous with a distinguishing stench.
Jerry scraped the fromunda cheese from his genitals and slathered a generous helping to Amys face.
4.
Fromunda cheese is a forumula built up from ball sweat and butt juice. this occurs when u dont clean from under the balls. It smells like a mixture of old expired mustard and fetta. Depending on how long its brewed up...it looks like humus, otherwise its sticky, smelly and liquidy. but if it stays caked, you could whip up a fromunda cheese cake...:0
A healthy late night snack would be some festered up fromunda cheese w/ crackers, or instead of butter use fromunda, it wont burn or stick to the pan when u make fromunda grilled cheese, same applies to fromunda cheese omelets....yummmmmmmmm!
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5.
The moldy buildup found under the foreskin of an unclean penis.
I just had some fromunda cheese on rye. It was damn tastey.
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6.
A cheese curd that is soft when fresh and has the consistency of mozarella. Best served in chilled sticks or on thick bruschetta with a tangy pesto or basil tomato sauce.
"This bruschetta is amazing, what kind of cheese did you use?"
"oh...it's an old family fromunda curd recipe. Dad showed me how to make it before he died."
7.
cheese from unda my balls
Hey Dave--Did you see my fromunda cheese in the fridge?
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