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When your girlfriend queefs so ofter and so loud during sex you almost wake the neighbors, her kids, or anyone else in the near vicinity..
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The coyote uglyof mail order DVD rental. When you place an item in your Netflix queue and forget all about it. One day the turd shows up..
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When the time is 13:37pm.
Noob: "Whats the time...?"
Me: "Its 1337 o'clock
Noob: "Wtf is 1337 o'clock?&..