What is Front Row?
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Being Hammered Drunk.
Taken from Talladega Nights, "and I'm in the front row, HAMMERED DRUNK."
You in the front row tonight?
No I ran out of beer, I'm a couple rows back, but Ron just shotgunned his case of beer, he's up on the stage, soloing.
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