Front Row

What is Front Row?


1.

Being Hammered Drunk.

Taken from Talladega Nights, "and I'm in the front row, HAMMERED DRUNK."

You in the front row tonight?

No I ran out of beer, I'm a couple rows back, but Ron just shotgunned his case of beer, he's up on the stage, soloing.

See drunk, hammered, shitfaced, crunk


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