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To masturbate violently, as if in an attempt to punish your dong.
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A life-sucking, soul-killing disease. You feel sick enough to cancel dinner with your friends, but not sick enough to miss work. Symptom..
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A minor behavior problem in which an individual, usually a preadolescent male, deliberately makes disgusting sounds for entertainment pu..