Front-porching

What is Front-porching?


1.

sex. good ole' vaginal fucking.

see also, back-porching

me: ive been sitting all day baby, can't we lay off the back-porch for one night?

dan: oh, good old front-porching. how ive missed you so.

me: good. now take of my pants.*winks*

dan: gladly *smirks*

indulge into steamy fucky.

See back-porching, sex, vagina, fuck


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