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While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting,friendly neighborhood
slut, tell her to look right up at you with those "pret..
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to put m-80s into an egg and hide it so when your kid finds it, the explosion will show why denver is a city and key bank is a bank
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the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.
SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
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