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Northumberland based variation on paedophile. Often used in conversation to sound more learned than your peers.
Mr King is a confirmed ..
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When you put a tennis ball in a sock, stick it up your ass,then pull it out fast.
For kicks I gave myshelf "The Andrea Agassi"..
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when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex
jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick..