Frosty Mike

What is Frosty Mike?


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to take a solid log of shit and freeze it in the freezer, later to be used as a short stimulation acting as a dildo.

hey fuckstick! i gave your mom my turd so she could give herslef a frosty mike.

after freezing my turd, i proceeded to give her the froty mike.

i was with this chick and she was so kinky. she wanted me to give her the frosty mike, the hot karl the cincinati bowtie and finish her off with an angry dragon/ reverse cowgirlcombo.

See frosty mike, frosty, miker, frost, frozen


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