Frozen Canoe

What is Frozen Canoe?

When you take a shit and then freeze your turds and then use them as dildos.

Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!

Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!

See shit, frozen, canoe, gross, dildo, poop, sex

Metsfail

1. When the New York Mets blow a game they should have won with poor defensive play and lack of clutch hitting. Also applies to choking at ..

Hambuzled

1. To be in a very drunk state Yo schuyler lets get hambuzled tonight kid! See drunk, shitfaced, pickled, hammered, tanked..

Diwl2f

1. a younger chick seeking an older guy to have sex with. Wow Betty, look at that DIWL2F ! See sex, fuck, old fart, chick, pussy..

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