Frozen Canoe

What is Frozen Canoe?


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When you take a shit and then freeze your turds and then use them as dildos.

Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!

Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!

See shit, frozen, canoe, gross, dildo, poop, sex


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