Frozen Canoe

What is Frozen Canoe?

When you take a shit and then freeze your turds and then use them as dildos.

Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!

Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!

See shit, frozen, canoe, gross, dildo, poop, sex

Pink Bullets

1. Stiff swollen nipples. (preferably female) Throw some cold water on a girls t-shirt, pink bullets will show. See stiff, pink, swollen,..

Nailmasker

1. Extremely ugly dude with giant afro. "Oh my god, that guy is so ugly.. he's such a .. nailmasker!" See gay, fag, afro, ..

Fuck-tuck

1. When you're fucking a chubby person, and thier flab folds get in the way, you move the offending fold, thereby performing a Fuck-Tu..

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