Frozen Canoe

What is Frozen Canoe?

When you take a shit and then freeze your turds and then use them as dildos.

Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!

Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!

See shit, frozen, canoe, gross, dildo, poop, sex

Cesta

1. An awkward lump located on the tip of the penis. Which often appears after circumsicion. 'take a look at this botched cesta' ..

Ham-sandwich Man

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Mrrish

1. The Idiotic Numskulled Ass! Don't be a mrrish 2. Mr Rish of course! "Hi Mr Rish!"..

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