Frozen Carlos

What is Frozen Carlos?


1.

when you freeze your feces and use it as a dildo

I have frozen Carlos in the freezer, do you want to have sex?

or

I totally gave him/her the frozen Carlos last night!

See frozen banana, dildo, dirty sanchez, your mother


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