Frozen Garden Snake

What is Frozen Garden Snake?


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When a girl shits a giant turd in a bag.Puts it in the freezer,then takes the frozen hard turd out and uses the turd as a dilldo.

My x girlfriend is so lonely that she uses a frozen garden snake every night.

See turd, dilldo, solo, vibrator


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