Frozen Garden Snake

What is Frozen Garden Snake?

When a girl shits a giant turd in a bag.Puts it in the freezer,then takes the frozen hard turd out and uses the turd as a dilldo.

My x girlfriend is so lonely that she uses a frozen garden snake every night.

See turd, dilldo, solo, vibrator

Well, Then. We Sail Without Him!

1. Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show..

Fucking The Proverbial Dog

1. doing nothing to a great extent Jeff: What are you doing there? Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. ..

Yoes

1. When a person does something stupid, illegal, silly, or just plain funny. Also when something happens. "Oh, she is such a Yoes&qu..

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