What is Frozen Mike?
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When a male, named MIKE, eats enough fiber to order to solidfy and pass an excrement larger than two and three fourths of an inch in diameter and a minimum of seven inches in length. Then this excrement must be frozen to a temperture gelow freezing at its core. Once this state is achieved, it must be inserted rectal to become a frozen mike.
i.e.
"Man, that frozen mike I gave my girl last was not five inhes!!!"
"You know fiber really helped my man's frozen mike!!!"
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Breasts, boobs, norks, pink nosed t-shirt rodents etc.
I gave her some cheese to show me her chest rats.
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Noun: One who finds stupidity to be the most sexually attractive feature.
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Any awesome AI marine you have as a Warthog gunner in Halo.
"Dude, GaryGuyGax is rockin that turret pretty well!"
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