Frozen Mike

What is Frozen Mike?


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When a male, named MIKE, eats enough fiber to order to solidfy and pass an excrement larger than two and three fourths of an inch in diameter and a minimum of seven inches in length. Then this excrement must be frozen to a temperture gelow freezing at its core. Once this state is achieved, it must be inserted rectal to become a frozen mike.

i.e.

"Man, that frozen mike I gave my girl last was not five inhes!!!"

"You know fiber really helped my man's frozen mike!!!"

See shit, frozen, anal, rectal, ass


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