Frozen Samurai

What is Frozen Samurai?


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after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands. in layman's terms, you don't realize you have to shit until you've pissed.

shit dawg, i hadta wash my hands twice cuz of that fuckin' frozen samurai!

See frozen, samurai, piss, shit, wash, hands


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