Frozen Ted

What is Frozen Ted?


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boston's best baseball player, ted williams, who's children had him frozen. his head was then cut off and hundreds of tiny holes drilled in it. can't forget to mention that his head was dropped a few times and his skull cracked.

yankee fans chant "frozen ted" at yankee-boston games because boston just really really sucks and they hate hearing about their star player getting fucked in his eye socket.

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