What is Frozen Yeti?
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A frozen Yeti is when one human being takes a shit, preferably in log formation, and then freezes it for roughly...5 hours. Once firm, a female virgin begins masturbating until they "pop their cherry". Then the female punches the male in the face while shaving his pubes with a rusty kitchen knife. The pubes are then put into the shit after being thawed after use, and is put in the freezer for about 8 hours. Then you have yourself a nice toothbrush!!
Usually done with 3 or more at parties and baptisms.
Happened to Michael Jackson's son Blanket. "Frozen Yeti'
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