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When you are taking a dump before taking a shower and instead of using toilet paper to wipe, you just go into the shower, soap up your h..
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Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.
You: H..
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When you have wank and stick a lighter up your arse (clipper is the lighter of choice)
last night Peter had a dagenham wank......