Fruesday

What is Fruesday?

1.

noun

The mythical day of the week only achieved when you wake up drunk, and can not remember what day it actually is. Therefor, the only logical answer is Fruesday.

Person 1: *Vomit - Cough* ... I'm so drunk.. what day is it?

Person 2: ...Fruesday.
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