Fruit Bandit

What is Fruit Bandit?

a person who gets kicks out of throwing fruit at people or cars without getting caught

person 1: did you see da banana get thrown at henrys face the other day

person 2: no did you ?

person 1: no i wana find that fruit bandit tho i hate him

person 2: i know henry got owned tho!

See fruit, bandit, banana, thrower, throwing

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