Fruit Basket

What is Fruit Basket?


1.

When a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket.

She wanted me to bend over and show her my fruit basket.

See urban legend

2.

See also Snowman....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.

My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!

See tuck and go

3.

The act of pulling your pants down, tucking your penis and testicles between your legs and behind your buttocks, then bending down to touch your toes while showing your bundled gonads and ass crack. Looks simliar to a large eye, large forheaded, long nosed cartoon character.

Kevin is in the hospital...should we send him a fruit basket?

4.

A byproduct of a mangina which is viewable from behind. (See Mangina; Also See Basket of Fruit)

Frontal Observer: Hey! A mangina!

Posterior Observer: Hey! A fruit basket!

See cock-n-balls, mangina, basket of fruit, family jewels

5.

when a man moons you and tucks his dick back between his legs

Link mooned me with his dick tucked back between his legs, giving me a view of his fruit basket...

See full moon, butt pirate, hot dog in a bun

6.

Naked man shoves his penis back behind his legs and between his balls.

My best friend walked in his dad's room and his dad gave him a fruit basket.

7.

Fruit Basket:To tuck Balls and Penis between legs and turn around and bend over.

Kangaroo: Fruit basket, then proceed to jump around and bounce your balls.

"Dude check out my fruit basket"

"KANGAROO!!! WEEEE!"

See balls, tuck, legs, jump


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