Fruit Blindness

What is Fruit Blindness?

An inability to recognize obvious signs of male homosexuality. Most prevalent in frumpy straight women who pursue romance with attractive gay men.

Your fiance is gay. Look at you. Look at him. Classic case of fruit blindness.

See gaydar, fag hag, beard, in the closet, closet, denial

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.

Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.

See fag hag, gaydar, fruit fly, beard, queer

Zuppan

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Zu-zu

1. A sweet, usually chocolate treat found at a campfire in the woods. We all went to Diva Diner for some phat zu-zu's and coffee. Le..

Unfruitcaked

1. Something that is not in any way fruity or gay Person #1: Did you hear Fall Out Boy is doing a cover of that song? Person #2: What the..

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