Fruit Blindness

What is Fruit Blindness?

An inability to recognize obvious signs of male homosexuality. Most prevalent in frumpy straight women who pursue romance with attractive gay men.

Your fiance is gay. Look at you. Look at him. Classic case of fruit blindness.

See gaydar, fag hag, beard, in the closet, closet, denial

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.

Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.

See fag hag, gaydar, fruit fly, beard, queer

Sockey

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Humpalot

1. Something or someone you really want to hump - a lot - because you like it so much. That mansion is awesome - it's a humpalot. or..

Brociole

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