Fruit Blindness

What is Fruit Blindness?

An inability to recognize obvious signs of male homosexuality. Most prevalent in frumpy straight women who pursue romance with attractive gay men.

Your fiance is gay. Look at you. Look at him. Classic case of fruit blindness.

See gaydar, fag hag, beard, in the closet, closet, denial

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.

Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.

See fag hag, gaydar, fruit fly, beard, queer

Douchebagation

1. Where a douche bag of some sort(Matt or any type of male) who gets dominated or pwned by a woman which makes them a douche bag more than..

Go Off

1. 1. carry on like a fuckwit because youre angry 2. spectacular memorable etc 1. Man, he is goin to go off when he finds out that kids n..

In The Tank For

1. 1. To be a solid supporter for a political candidate. (Used especially with members of the news media, who are meant to be objective.)..

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