Fruit Card

What is Fruit Card?

A word invented by Zachary Oleary of Dartmouth Nova Scotia while trying to call his brother a fruitcup when he had food in his mouth.

Zack: You're a fruit cup

Tyler: Did you say I'm a fruit card?

Zack: Umm, yeah

See fruit, card, hallmark

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