Fruit Dildo

What is Fruit Dildo?

A dildo, mad entirely of fruit, that some poor kid had to hold up as an advertisement for an Aussie supermarket...

what's worse is that he had to dip it in yogurt, which made it even more embarrassing...

Kid: *holding fruit dildo* i hate my life !!!

*see picture for reference*

See fruit, dildo, kid, embarrassed, lol

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