Fruit Perv

What is Fruit Perv?

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.

Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana

See fruit fucker, motherfucker, knobcheese

Let's Blow This Popsicle Stand!

1. A pretty lame way to say "Let's get out of here." This saying has become all too common these days. Your wife: "Th..

'o.o,

1. Emoticon; The best emoticon known to man. It can mean "shut the fuck up" or just "okay..." or "...oohhh"..

Laptopping

1. The art of a group of recently tubed athletes spending a day in the vacinity of each other but communicating through laptops. Laptoppin..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Fruit Perv Edit Meaning