Fruit Perv

What is Fruit Perv?

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.

Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana

See fruit fucker, motherfucker, knobcheese

Ninja Fucked

1. To have sex in an extremly fast, violent, but pleasurable (for both parties) event. The idea of "Fucking like a Ninja" is to g..

I Smell Bacon!

1. you say this when you see da pigs a.k.a 50 a.k.a fat doughnut eating dudes that chase yo ass like you stole they're coffee so the ..

Harry Cooter

1. Ye who has obtained that hairiest cooch this side of the Mississippi Holly See jetty..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Fruit Perv Edit Meaning