Fruit Perv

What is Fruit Perv?


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An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.

Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana

See fruit fucker, motherfucker, knobcheese


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