Fruit Perv

What is Fruit Perv?

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.

Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana

See fruit fucker, motherfucker, knobcheese

Ketchup And Mayonnaise

1. When a girl loses her virginity she bleeds and when the man ejaculates his cum is white hence ketchup and mayonnaise. I lost my virgini..

Spency

1. also spensy, xpensy or xpensi. Derive from eXPENSIve and means the same thing. - Oh man, that drink was spensy! But then again, that un..

Trippin' Billies

1. When you are extremly high on extacsy. Mike: I feel like I feel everything. Shawn: What the hell is wrong with you? Mike: I'm tr..

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