What is Fruit Pie The Magician?


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Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.

Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.

Mike: Tell me about it.

Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.

Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?

Steve: I'm berry.

Mike: You're berry delicious.

Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!

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