What is Fruit Rollup?
1.
a gay dude in a sleeping bag
Youre camping and shit and you see a rainbow sleeping bag, "Yo, look at that fruit rollup" and in an act of sexuality discrimination you push him down a mountain.
2.
a cigar emptied out and filled with top notch marijuana. aka a dro blunt
we steady blowin on this here fruit rollup
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3.
After A Continous Gang Bang, You Dip Your Balls Into The Previously Fucked Woman's Vagina.
After Me And Andy Fucked Haley, We Gave Her The Ol' Fruit RollUp To Show Her How Loose We Made Her.
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During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.
Damn it's so hot he had to perform a fruit rollup - schluuurp!
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During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.
It was so hot outside he had to perform a Fruit Rollup - schluuurp!
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n. a sexual position achieved when 3 or more gay men curl into a ball and have oral sex while in a circle.
I found a fruit rollup in the parking lot of a Haddaway concert, and thought i'd partake.
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sexual act when a man eats out a girl who is on their period and lets the blood get all over his face. He then rolls down a car window and sticks his head out in order to lead the blood dry on his face. The man then peels the dried blood off of his face and eats it.
yea, i gave her a fruit rollup