Fruitcrate

What is Fruitcrate?

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Someone who says dumb weird crap, often in a dramatic way. They would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. Also, zero situational awareness.

Normal Person: “What are you doing tonight?”

Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”

Normal Person: “….”

Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”

Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”

Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”

Normal Person: “What?”

Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”

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