What is Fruitcrate?
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Someone who says dumb weird crap, often in a dramatic way. They would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. Also, zero situational awareness.
Normal Person: “What are you doing tonight?”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”
Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”
Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”
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A very country way of saying, "to somebody's house".
Let's go over there and see your momenim after we eat.
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A man's perineum; see taint. So called because it's where the balls land when a man plays with his wood.
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