Fruitini

What is Fruitini?


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fruit covered in jelly or fooly or juice

mmm. fruitini

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Fruit-based martini drinks/ cocktails. Mostly are non-alcoholic 'mocktails' (or, mocktinis), though it's important to spike the damn thing with good ol'voddy (vodkatinis).

-crantini: cranberry martini.

-melontini: melon.

-appeltini: green apple.

-clementini: clementine.

-peartini: pear.

-apricotini: apricot.

-tomatini: tomato.

-peachtini: peach (basically called a Billini martini. Bellini is usually made with white peach purée/juice + champagne + crème de péche, you add the vod and bitters to make a martini).

Related cocktailian's inventions:

-chocotini/ chocatini ( 4 vod + 1 crème de cacao, stirred over ice).

-javatini ( vod + Kahlua coffee liquor + espresso garnished with a chocolate twist/ shaving).

-vodka espresso (similar to the Black Russian: 3 'triple' espresso + 2 'double' vod + dash of Kahlua + sugar syrup shaken with ice).

- nicotini(a martini drank by a snoutcastin a 'butt hut'!).

-k'tini (also spelled K-tini: has a saurkraut-stuffed olive instead of the standard piemento!).

-tequinis: tequila-based martinis (*if you are taken aback by the K'tini, then these use a 'tomolive' instead of the usual olive, which is a baby tomato stuffed with a piemento olive except these two:

-Cajun martini (use chili instead of olive).

-coyote martini (made with chilis soaked in the drink for two days).

-dillitini (a large shot of vodka + a small shot of aquavit + a handful of fresh dill. Shake over ice).

-marteanis: tea-based martini drinks like the greenteani (ice greentea martini).

'Martini culture' and 'martini bars' are all the rage in ubercool Japan (that's why it's called J-cool).

On MSNBC the other day, I watched to my shock, a bartender fixing a 'diamond-tini' for a young couple: a 'tini shaken with a 50K$ diamond in it! O_o

*If you still think that I'm bluffing, well, after you drink all those fruitinis have yourself a 'clamato': clam tomato mixture that mixologists like myself swear by as a hangover cure!

See martini, vodka, javatini, fruit beers, food beers

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1.a homemade flavoured condom that is prone to splitting

2.a blow job that leaves your cock smelling vaguely of friut

-"when baxendale asked for a friutini, he didnt expect dale to pull down his trousers"


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