What is Fruitjob?
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When a straight man sucks your dick, therefore making him gay or bisexual
James gave me a warm fruitjob last night while he dreamed that his wife had one this big.
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a fruitjob... also known as a DBF, drive by fruiting, where the fruitsalad is placed at direct eye-level with the eyes of the drive thru cashier or cashieress
I climbed on the box to be at the proper level to perform a fruitjob on the Wendy's clerk.
When they trun around my ass and genatalia will be eye level thus creating a fruit job
or :
towards three AM, i approach the window with my balls and cock betwixt my ass, ready for fresh eye level gazes
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