Fruit-monger

What is Fruit-monger?


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Someone who can hardly walk straight when they think about eating a fruit. The addiction is overpowering, so that the mere mention of a banana can send the fruit eater into frothing convulsions. The consummation of the relationship with a strawberry is to an orgasm what the Grand Canyon is to a pothole.

Holy crap, Nukkam, get away from my apple, you furgin fruit-monger. Why don't you go analyze negative space or something?

See fetish, orgasm, obsession, unhealthy, freak


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