Fruitrimony

What is Fruitrimony?

1. the state of two fruits being married.

2. the rite, ceremony, or sacrament of marriage between two fruits.

etymology: fruit + matrimony = fruitrimony

Despite the law, Sean and Harper decided to seal their love via the pseudo-sacred art of fruitrimony.

See fruit, marriage, gay, marry

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