Fruitsnak

What is Fruitsnak?


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Devised by the C & T, Inc., filing system. Anyone, with a stature (height), or mental capacity of less than five feet, three inches.

Little Girl (to Carnie bearing resemblance to Bob from Twin Peaks): Please sir, I'm only an inch too short...can't you let me by this once?

Carnie: mutters FruitSnak...

Little Girl's Mother: *Slaps Carnie.*

See naive, innocent, fruitbasket, fruitstand


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