Fruity Mercury

What is Fruity Mercury?

An overly flamboyant homosexual who loves to party and dress in cat vests.

Derek, you're being such a fruity mercury!

See freddie mercury, queen, gay, party

Triple-pat

1. verb&noun. The act of strategic pats to the key carrying, wallet toting, and cellphone residing pockets of one's pantaloons bef..

Icecreame Cone

1. The act of inserting a penis in the auditory canal then filling the ear with cum. After i ejaculated in her ear lastnight, it looked ju..

Thog

1. A combination of sperm and mucus. Typically is created when a male is able to ejaculate in a female's nose. A young man was dating..

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