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The art of cunnilingus
I can't wait to get home after work, I intend to go clam diving with my wife...
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..
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When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep. Once asleep you wack your weasle with said hand
"What are your plans tonight Bill..