What is Frumpkin?
1.
males oral pleasure while taking a shit!
your dad loves giving frumpkins!
2.
1. A fruity person. ie; The f stands for fruity & faggot and because pumpkin is a fruit it emphasizes this fact.
2. A person named luke.
Matthew: Luek u r a frumpalushious frumpkin
Shade . o O ( ROFL! )
3.
a good flick in the testies while performing oral.
Jamie gave me a frumpkin last Tuesday... my balls still hurt!
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4.
a frumpkin is a piece of shit stuck with a piece of toilet paper which sticks to your ass hairs after taking a massive steaming shit.
Even though Tristan wiped his ass after taking a dump, he still had some smelly frumpkins hanging about his anus, and when I was sucking on his balls, I accidentally licked one off.
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5.
A blumpkin with diarrhea. Receiving oral while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump at climax. Usually a surprise as the loose stool is not expected and the blumpkin becomes a frumpkin.
Debbie is still pissed off at me because she was working me into some blumpkin action when to my surprise I frumpkined and she got a little messy.
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6.
A full-on frump. Syn.: Nerd. Also known as an Ethel or Morris Frumpkin.
He/she is an utter frumpkin.
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7.
a farting toad on a mushroom
My frumpkin is your frumpkin is our frumpkin
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