What is Frumpkins?
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Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.
I didn't wipe my ass well enough from my morning crap so I developed frumpkins, the next time I wiped my ass it hella hurt cause I was pulling my ass hairs out.
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When your dog has diarhhea and doesn't clean it's ass very well, leading the accidental wiping of shit on the face.
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