What is Frumpkins?
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Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.
I didn't wipe my ass well enough from my morning crap so I developed frumpkins, the next time I wiped my ass it hella hurt cause I was pulling my ass hairs out.
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To get very intimate with a partner sexually without actually removing clothing or have sexual intercourse
All me and my girlfriend did..
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When one person craps with such volume and force that it bounces back and ends up on the bottom and top of toilet seat leaving a saddle ..