What is Frustrated Wank?
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The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!
Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!
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when something is achieved with mimimal effort, whereby something dispatched or acomplished with ease.
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To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutch..