Frustrated Wank

What is Frustrated Wank?


1.

The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!

Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?

No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!

See sneaky, wank, masterbation


37

Random Words:

1. literally: don't fuck me more like: don't fuck me about. you having a joke? Do all of exercise 5. No me jodas! See jode..
1. Crazy happiness! Insane joy. Something that is awesome that doesn't happen very often. Billys grade went from a D- to an A-! W00ti..
1. When someone has a first name for a last name, in addition to their actual first name. David: Have you guys heard Sean Paul's new ..