What is Frustrated Wank?
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The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!
Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!
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A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood
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A person who is so annoying that you revert to saying stuff that doesnt make sense, usually in the context: beed a noying stupid head.
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while roaming in europe and suddenly nature calls
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