Frustrated Wank

What is Frustrated Wank?


1.

The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!

Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?

No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!

See sneaky, wank, masterbation


37

Random Words:

1. 1) someone/something that bites crotch 2) an insult such as cock sucker or asshole "Dude, don't be such a crotch biter!"..
1. The infamous ska kid of long island. He is world renowned in the ancient dance of the skank and also for aggressive scooter riding (spo..
1. an episode of Spongebob Squarepants called “A Life in a Day.” In this show, Spongebob and Patrick decide to try to live like Larry the L..