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a totes awesome girl, who doesn't like swearing. A very motherly person. Has been known to do stupid things while on vicodin...
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literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody
steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed hi..
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Drinking to reduce momentary suffering. Cheaper than psychotherapy and, for a while, more fun.
We broke up a week ago, and i've b..