F-tard Edit Meaning

1. How many times a male masturbates per day/week. His masturbation policy is ten times a day, the crazy wanker! See Kung-Fu Jesus..

1. your fat friend jerks off with hot sauce and while busting a load hits himself in the eye and begins burning beacuse the hot sauce egan..

1. A strange and obfuscated word, often used to express extreme surprise and/or delight at something. Thought up by Avarik at the 1337 foru..