F-tard Edit Meaning

1. First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herd..

1. The Ultimate n00b/The exact opposite of 1337. That kid is such a Netkow. See n00b, 1337, nooblet, newbie, newb..

1. Euphemism for male masturbation. 'He kerbed the goose' 'I was kerbing the goose' 'He kerbed the goose real g..