Ftc

What is Ftc?


1.

Stands for "Flops to Complete"

Yo man what did u get in ur sociology class

"FTC"

See fail, flop, dumb, stupid, fag

2.

Abbreviation for "for the chart". It refers to a hook up that occurred between 2+ people for the sole purpose of making a connection on one's hook up chart. A hook up chart is a web connecting all the people one knows that have hooked up with each other. Attractive people or hilarious characters would be good for the chart (GFC), and the ugly and unpopular would be bad for the chart (BFC). The goal of doing things FTC is to out-whore one's friends and try in vain to boost one's self-esteem.

"Why did you hook up with him? He's in his 40s, you met him from the internet, and he may have a disease"

"Eh, I did it FTC"

"I made so many connections FTC last night that my pen ran out of ink from updating my personal chart."

"I had a three-way kiss with my gay best friend and a sexually ambiguous Latino FTC"

See gp, bfc, gfc, tp, sd, sh

3.

FTC stands for For the City or Fuck the Cops. Its a skateshop in San Francisco, Sacramento and Tokyo. The one in San Fran has a good ass team wit kids like Dre Smith and Lil Jon. Fuckin rival shop is DLXSF which is a shit shop where pussys go. Lotsa famous skaters go to FTC like Stevie Williams on DGK, P-Rod on Plan B, and Mike york formerly on Choclate but now on his own team Turf. They got hella nice people like Ando who'll hook you up if you got trouble. All in all fuckin awesome shit.

Shaun: Yo man you been to FTC lately?

Sam: Yee man they had these new fuckin turf decks. awesome as hell.

Shaun: Yea man? thats the shit.

See good, san francisco, the bay

4.

Failure to Cope

Whereas most people would manage and overcome stressors in their life, this individual suffers a complete failure and breakdown.

"What's that bitch's problem?"

"FTC"

See failure, stress, crazy, medical, airport

5.

Fighting The Chunk - F.T.C. Everybody is at some point in a battle with getting fat. Some people's fight is not hard and some people are loosing the fight completly.

Jim: Dude what about Suzie? I think she is nice.

Jake: Well she is a little FTC, one extra twinkie and she will loose the battle.

See fat, fight, chunk, blubber, women

6.

For the Chub. Something "sexy" (or sometimes the extreme opposite)

That chick making out with my best friend and letting me watch FTC!

See for, the, chub, ftc, sexy

7.

"First to comment", usually used by the person who managed to post first in a commenting system after a popular news post or blog entry.

Comment Response 1: Yea FTC!!

Comment Response 2: Second post!

See comments, news, blogs, response


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