Ftfm

What is Ftfm?


1.

Acronym for "Fixed That For Myself". Used when replying to one's own post to correct information; or, alternately, when self-editing a post one has already made. See also: FTFY.

I can't get this image to post! EDIT: Nevermind (FTFM).

See ftfy, fixed, that, for, you, myself

2.

F*** The F***ing Manual

Men don't need manuals or directions... Throw it out and figure it out yourself

Bill's wife nagged him to put that treadmill together, so he looked at the instructions. The pictures were big with not enough detail, it was written in 15 languages none of which told him exactly what to do. He yelled FTFM, threw the directions out and figured it out for himself!

See ftfm, directions, instructions, manual


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