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When you get a cheesy auto dialed call telling you that your car warranty has expired, when you don't even own one.
I got robo dia..
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..
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The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.
I met this chick who had really..
