What is Ftic?
1.
Fuck this, I'm crying.
The phrase was first used as part of an internet hoax perpetrated on gullible
Original Use:
"It was a sewer that was under construction and he was drunk because it is st patrick's day. we went to some bars and got really drunk (we're still really drunk but freaked out) and he fell in the sewer. they won't let me in the hospital because i'm too drunk, but i'm outside on the hospital wifi waiting for bill to get out or for information on his current state. let's all hope that he is okay because i saw his bones. Fuck this, I'm crying."
Example:
I just smoked all my weed and spent my last $60 entering a pizza eating contest to win more money, then threw up after the second slice. FTIC!
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