What is Ftof?
1.
Fuck The Old Firm.
The "Old Firm" are two scoccer teams that unfortunatley dominate Glasgow football (soccer), and the Scottish Premier League; Glasgow Celtic and Rangers FC. They have a history of extreme Catholic/Protestant sectarianism, which is still present amongst a section of their supporters today. Many of these supporters are
"Are you watching the match tonight Tam?"
"Nah, Boab, you must be joking - it's the huns... FTOF!"
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