Fuck A Duck

What is Fuck A Duck?


1.

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.

Screw a kangaroo.

69 a porcupine.

Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.

Screw a kangaroo.

Finger an orangutang.

Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.

Screw a kangaroo.

Eat a grape, rape an ape.

Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.

Screw a kangaroo.

Masturbate with a snake

Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

Gently in the ass

Roll around on the ground

Until you cum at last!

2.

When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment.

"Fuck a duck, I just missed the bus"

See Phil

3.

oh shit

fuck a duck! we're going to crash!

4.

being surprised by somthing or someone.

well fuck a duck, look who decided to show his face!

5.

1. oh SHIT!!!

"FUCK A DUCK!!! i left my weed at home!!!"

6.

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck

Screw a kangaroo

Gang bang an orangutang

There's an orgy at the zoo

sang to the tune of row, row, row your boat

7.

An expression of suprise.

Wow - did you see that levitating elephant. Fuck a duck!

See surprise, fuck me, wow, what the fuck


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