What is Fuck Cold?
1.
When it's really fucking cold.
Chicago in January can be fuck cold.
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2.
1. ridiculously cold, even for the inhabitants of a certain place
2. so cold that the only way to survive the coldsnap is to find the closest available person to fuck, just for the sake of keeping warm
1. ohio can get fuck cold at any time between october and april
2. no man that wasn't gay, it was just fuck cold so that doesn't count...
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