What is Fuck Crunchies?
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Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.
My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.
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Like the more well-known saying, "to be on the bandwagon", but it is used when one likes a band before they become cool.
Stev..
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someone that eats alot, is abit fat. obviously eats to many pies.
blimeys! look at him, he looks like hes been on the ginsters..
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A sex move where a guy and a girl are going at it in reverse missionary position, when the guy is done he pulls out croutches and scream..
