Fuck Eyes

What is Fuck Eyes?


1.

What you close when you are fucking an unattractive person.

Mike: "I can't fuck her, she's a fucking buffalo!"

Jesse: "Sure you can dude, just shut your fuck eyes."

See fat, ugly, fuck, eyes, sex, buffalo

2.

Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to crazy eyes

"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".

"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"

"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".

See crazy eyes, fuck, eyes, crazy

3.

Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to as crazy eyes

"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".

"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"

"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".

See crazy eyes, fuck, eyes, crazy


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