Fuck Matrix

What is Fuck Matrix?


1.

1. When you're in a bar full of ladies and cant get laid because they're all penis dodgers.

2. When you do pull ass and are pounding away but slip out. you keep the hips thrusting thinking it will go right back in, but it just keeps missing.

1. Dont go in there guys that place is the fuck matrix, must be a lesbo bar.

2. Girl: "why are you still humping me? you're not even in."

Guy: "Its not my fault, your crotch is the fuck matrix."


39

Random Words:

1. Yiddish for "beans", or figuratively "nothing, nada, zilch". Can also be an offer so low as to be an insult, and as ..
1. a phrase said when a "very decent" guy/girl is spotted hott male walks by Jori "did you see him?" Meg "he wa..
1. How failures at life spell 'trickster'. Dude 1: Hey, you spelled trickster wrong Dude 2: No I didn't, that's how y..