Fuck Matrix

What is Fuck Matrix?

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1. When you're in a bar full of ladies and cant get laid because they're all penis dodgers.

2. When you do pull ass and are pounding away but slip out. you keep the hips thrusting thinking it will go right back in, but it just keeps missing.

1. Dont go in there guys that place is the fuck matrix, must be a lesbo bar.

2. Girl: "why are you still humping me? you're not even in."

Guy: "Its not my fault, your crotch is the fuck matrix."

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