Fuck Me Band

What is Fuck Me Band?


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The blue things in soft drink bottle lids that can be cut and stretched into wristbands.

Called 'Fuck Me Bands' because when someone snaps them (usually on purpose) they want to fuck you.

*Guy snaps girl's fuck me band*

Girl: wow i didn't know you wanted to fuck me...that room is free!

See fuck, me, band, coke, bottle, lid, wristband, fuk


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