What is Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass?
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An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.
Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.
Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.
Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!
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Penis face; also see Silly Goose... or maybe just goose. JK! OMG SDFKSDFJDS HAX0R!!
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Italian saying for: a pain in the neck/ass, annoyance
Mama: Antonio, set il tavolo now!
Antonio: yea yea, I will when I'm done pl..
